This is Americas Team for the people!

Now let’s see what team they’re really playing for!


ETA: I knew it!

Trump and Vance are running for office and have the support of a minority of Americans, so you can't really call them America's Team. And the other four aren't running for anything so they are just four of the minority of Americans who support Trump/Couch.

How embarrassing for you...yikes!

I’m still struggling to believe you are serious.

For when you struggle buying a donut, dump a bear cub in a park.

...for the very rich here and for our foes abroad, yes.

...of China, Russia, North Korea, sure.

I think there is more to come and Texas will be very involved to help.

Apparently we’ve been told.