9 Biggest DNC Moments To Look Forward To
The ceremonial lighting of a police precinct by Tim Walz and wife: A time-honored Democrat tradition
A 3-hour workshop on how to pronounce "Kamala": Say it right, you racist!
Sacrifice to Moloch: The god of the DNC demands innocent blood.
Kamala's dramatic first appearance by falling out of a coconut tree: She's so charming!
Rashida Tlaib and Ilhan Omar narrating a special tribute to the brave Hamas paragliders of October 7: Their heroic acts will never be forgotten.
Chuck Schumer serving delegates delicious raw cheeseburgers: Chuck's secret recipe!
TAMPON CANNON!: Staffers dressed as abortion pills will fire free tampons into the audience. Delightful!
AOC tragically dying once again at the mention of Jan 6: She's died so many times already. Because of MAGA.
DNC leaders wondering if there's still time to change candidates again: It's never too late for another coup.
A 3-hour workshop on how to pronounce "Kamala": Say it right, you racist!
Sacrifice to Moloch: The god of the DNC demands innocent blood.
Kamala's dramatic first appearance by falling out of a coconut tree: She's so charming!
Rashida Tlaib and Ilhan Omar narrating a special tribute to the brave Hamas paragliders of October 7: Their heroic acts will never be forgotten.
Chuck Schumer serving delegates delicious raw cheeseburgers: Chuck's secret recipe!
TAMPON CANNON!: Staffers dressed as abortion pills will fire free tampons into the audience. Delightful!
AOC tragically dying once again at the mention of Jan 6: She's died so many times already. Because of MAGA.
DNC leaders wondering if there's still time to change candidates again: It's never too late for another coup.