You won’t believe the load of [redacted] the GQP is now pushing to defend their CONVICT!

…their latest lie is (hold on to your hats, folks!):

ALL AMERICANS COMMIT FROM 3 - 5 FELONIES EVERY DAY!

Oh really??? I guess I’m about 120,500 felonies behind the average cultist then!

How about you?

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Zaphod42 · 51-55, M

Now, I’ve heard that the average American breaks 1 to 3 laws a day, but all misdemeanors…changing lanes without signaling, putting a plastic bottle in the garbage instead of recycling, etc. But felonies…I’d like to know which ones 😂

NerdyPotato ·

@Zaphod42 wait... Putting a plastic bottle in the garbage instead of recycling is a misdemeanor? 😲 I thought you might get a little talk if you consistently don't recycle anything, but you can get a fine for one misplaced item?

Zaphod42 · 51-55, M

@NerdyPotato In certain places, yes.