You won’t believe the load of [redacted] the GQP is now pushing to defend their CONVICT!

…their latest lie is (hold on to your hats, folks!):

ALL AMERICANS COMMIT FROM 3 - 5 FELONIES EVERY DAY!

Oh really??? I guess I’m about 120,500 felonies behind the average cultist then!

How about you?

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NerdyPotato · M

Not even if you consider those old ones that are no longer enforced, like you can't discharge a catapult in Colorado.

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NerdyPotato · M

@thisguy20 I'm not sure... But selling your children is a felony in Florida.

KunsanVeteran · 61-69, M

@NerdyPotato As it should be!

NerdyPotato · M

@KunsanVeteran it should be common sense and not be required to be in the law, but it's Florida, so probably a good thing indeed.

Zaphod42 · 46-50, M

Now, I’ve heard that the average American breaks 1 to 3 laws a day, but all misdemeanors…changing lanes without signaling, putting a plastic bottle in the garbage instead of recycling, etc. But felonies…I’d like to know which ones 😂

NerdyPotato · M

@Zaphod42 wait... Putting a plastic bottle in the garbage instead of recycling is a misdemeanor? 😲 I thought you might get a little talk if you consistently don't recycle anything, but you can get a fine for one misplaced item?

Zaphod42 · 46-50, M

@NerdyPotato In certain places, yes.

thisguy20 · 41-45, M

I'd love to hear what they think those 3-5 tend to be / what ones they think are the most common.
If they had said "crimes" I can believe that: just look at the way people drive

whowasthatmaskedman · 70-79, M

And Americans call those poor people coming over the border "Illegals"... Republicans are trying so hard to muddy the waters its a wonder those waters dont set solid..😷

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