trump has a new nickname and its quite fitting: Don Poorleone.

At the same time that his lawyers said he couldn't raise a 464 million bond, Trump was boasting on social media that he has 500 million [i]in cash[/i] . . he really does inhabit a parallel universe.

Don Poorleone and his 2 broke a** boys – Don Poorleone Jr. and Eric the Poor. Cheers!

The New York hundredaire.

(knock on a door at the welfare office)
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Don.
Don who?
Don Poorleone – got any cheese?
Cheers!