If I am voted in at this upcoming election, the first thing I'll do is create a ton of new jobs

We can get rid of security cameras. And duct tape children or midgets to the walls instead. That'll open up many, many jobs right off the bat.

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justanothername · 51-55, M

How does duct tapping children to walls create long term sustainable jobs?

ViciDraco · 41-45, M

@justanothername assuming each child is duct taped to the wall for 8 hours at a time, that is three jobs per day per replaced security camera. Plus you need to hire the guy who duct tapes them and makes the rounds to gather their reports. And then duct tape sales will be up, increasing jobs making duct tape.

justanothername · 51-55, M

@ViciDraco Duct tape manufacture is an automated process so it’s not going to create a whole lot more sustainable jobs.

ViciDraco · 41-45, M

@justanothername not with that attitude it won't 😏

justanothername · 51-55, M

@ViciDraco Also kids are not reliable observers over extended periods so that blows that theory out of the water.

JustJan · F

@justanothername they would recruit Duct tape appliers and removers lol