CLIMATE HYSTERIA GOES UP A NOTCH (OR TWO)

You may have noticed that "Global Warming" has in the last few weeks been upgraded to "Global Boiling."

If you are not already sweating at this terrifying thought, then you will be dismayed to learn that, following a measured increase of 0.05% in the temperature of the rain that is currently falling on most of Britain, the term "Global Scalding" will shortly be disseminated on all mainstream media.

The government denies that it is considering locking down the country to save lives. However, staying indoors is strongly recommended, as fire brigades will be unable to cope with the huge numbers of expected cases of spontaneous combustion as humans are overcome by the universal heat.

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Strictgram · 70-79, C

First time in forever that NY-NJ didn't have a 90 degree day in Aug.

samueltyler2 · 80-89, M

@Strictgram we are really making up for it on Sept.

WalterF · 70-79, M

@samueltyler2 And... ? you mean this demonstrates global boiling?

samueltyler2 · 80-89, M

@WalterF You are a one-line poster. Climate change is different from weather. Id you want to look at it scientifically, and you appear to not be able to accept the actual science, the average water temperature in the oceans is what matters, and has increased already.

When you do look at weather patterns, you MUST not look at day to day temperatures, but ranges and patterns. July was very hot, August was not, so far, September is very hot. If you look at the average temperature during those months, then, the average temperature is likely higher than in the past decade.