CLIMATE HYSTERIA GOES UP A NOTCH (OR TWO)

You may have noticed that "Global Warming" has in the last few weeks been upgraded to "Global Boiling."

If you are not already sweating at this terrifying thought, then you will be dismayed to learn that, following a measured increase of 0.05% in the temperature of the rain that is currently falling on most of Britain, the term "Global Scalding" will shortly be disseminated on all mainstream media.

The government denies that it is considering locking down the country to save lives. However, staying indoors is strongly recommended, as fire brigades will be unable to cope with the huge numbers of expected cases of spontaneous combustion as humans are overcome by the universal heat.

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BizSuitStacy · M

It doesn't matter how many end of the world predictions fail to come true. Climatards gonna climatard.

WalterF · 70-79, M

@BizSuitStacy And the Thunberg brat gave the world 4 years before climate meltdown. That deadline has recently passed, and we're still here

BizSuitStacy · M

@WalterF I know there's a top 50 list of failed prediction floating around out there, and it's full of prominent scientists from top universities. We're both old enough to remember the coming ice age predictions where everyone would either starve or freeze to death.

hippyjoe1955 · 61-69, M

@WalterF Not only are we still here but we can't detect any change!

gol979 · 41-45, M

@BizSuitStacy Big oil al gore, fixer john kerry and controlled greta pushing an agenda that ultimately is looking to enact "legal" control mechanisms for humans and generated consent for these goals.

BizSuitStacy · M

@gol979 🎯