Russia and China assure us their spies NEVER found any Biden docs
Spokes comrades for the People's Republic of China and The Russian Federation want to reassure America. “Our spies NEVER found any of the many top secret documents your sleepy old president left lying around. None in his former “think tank” offices. None at his Wilmington Home. None at his beach vacation home. None at his Corvette garage. None left behind in the VP mansion after he moved out in 2016. And certainly, none on Hunter Biden's laptop, or stashed in Hunter's several condos. We checked them all very thoroughly. We can't figure out how we missed the ones that keep turning up. We will severely chastise our spies for never finding anything. Please believe us.”
I just made that up, of course. Russia and China have been silent on the Biden document scandal. In fact, NOBODY HAS EVEN ASKED them. Not PBS. Not CNN. Not CBS. Not even Fox. Hey Fox, how'd you overlook THIS? It would have been worth an entire Tucker Carlson episode, no? Many docs still being found - but no reason to fear ANY were ever nabbed by spies???
I'm not trying to “take down Biden”. He and his staff are doing that just fine on their own. What's the old adage? If your opponent has already set himself on fire, don't run up with a bucket of gasoline. It's pointless . .. “
I never thought Biden was "an opponent”. Or even a significant danger to the American people. Like most taxpayers, I expected less drama than we're actually getting. 4 years of vapid nothingness. The caretaker role he promised during his 2020 campaign. Make America boring again.
Geesus – were we ever snookered. But it's NOT Biden's fault. He's extremely old and senile. He simply CANNOT remember what he did with those documents. He can't even remember taking them, let alone where he put them. That's why he's been of no help at trying to put out the fire.
Chief of Staff Ron Klain to Biden: “Mr President – PLEASE – you must remember what you did with SOME of them!!! “
President Sleepy Joe - “Ron? Where is my dog Major? Why can't I throw the ball with him? I don't like that new one called “Commander” they got to replace him.”
True fact – Ron Klain has announced he's leaving his role as White House Chief of Staff. To spend more time with his family. Or dog. Or his ghost writer. Possibly even his lawyer. Ron is already packing his stuff up. Is anybody checking to see that he isn't taking any top-secret docs with him? Hey - Department of Justice - why not get out in front of this one, eh?
Wait – it gets funnier. Klain's replacement has already been named. Some guy named “Jeff Zients”. Yeah, I never heard of him either. But it turns out he's in charge of Biden's "Covid 19 strategy". And he's also a member of Facebook's board of directors.
Stop laughing. This is 100% true. You can't possibly make up stuff this funny.
I just made that up, of course. Russia and China have been silent on the Biden document scandal. In fact, NOBODY HAS EVEN ASKED them. Not PBS. Not CNN. Not CBS. Not even Fox. Hey Fox, how'd you overlook THIS? It would have been worth an entire Tucker Carlson episode, no? Many docs still being found - but no reason to fear ANY were ever nabbed by spies???
I'm not trying to “take down Biden”. He and his staff are doing that just fine on their own. What's the old adage? If your opponent has already set himself on fire, don't run up with a bucket of gasoline. It's pointless . .. “
I never thought Biden was "an opponent”. Or even a significant danger to the American people. Like most taxpayers, I expected less drama than we're actually getting. 4 years of vapid nothingness. The caretaker role he promised during his 2020 campaign. Make America boring again.
Geesus – were we ever snookered. But it's NOT Biden's fault. He's extremely old and senile. He simply CANNOT remember what he did with those documents. He can't even remember taking them, let alone where he put them. That's why he's been of no help at trying to put out the fire.
Chief of Staff Ron Klain to Biden: “Mr President – PLEASE – you must remember what you did with SOME of them!!! “
President Sleepy Joe - “Ron? Where is my dog Major? Why can't I throw the ball with him? I don't like that new one called “Commander” they got to replace him.”
True fact – Ron Klain has announced he's leaving his role as White House Chief of Staff. To spend more time with his family. Or dog. Or his ghost writer. Possibly even his lawyer. Ron is already packing his stuff up. Is anybody checking to see that he isn't taking any top-secret docs with him? Hey - Department of Justice - why not get out in front of this one, eh?
Wait – it gets funnier. Klain's replacement has already been named. Some guy named “Jeff Zients”. Yeah, I never heard of him either. But it turns out he's in charge of Biden's "Covid 19 strategy". And he's also a member of Facebook's board of directors.
Stop laughing. This is 100% true. You can't possibly make up stuff this funny.
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