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James Webb space telescope finds secret Biden docs - SCATTERED ON THE MOON!!!.

[b]James Webb space telescope finds secret Biden docs - SCATTERED ON THE MOON!!!.[/b]

No . . not really. I just made that up. But you can'tt rule it out. It COULD happen.

Today I want to give props to the pundit who got their "top secret doc" theory linked on Drudge. The theory that sez “Biden's staff secretly trying to force him out by deliberately flubbing the doc revelations”.

This is totally brilliant. I wish I had written it myself. And certainly true, up to a point.

“Biden's staff” of course is NOT a monolithic army of 30 somethings wearing “Biden 2024” tee shirts and blowing kazoos like kids on a sugar high at a birthday party. Some of them are positioning themselves strategically, and have more flexible alliances. Like possibly for Newsom. Kamala in 2024. Kamala (Apocalypse) now. Former Clinton foundation flunkies. AOC believers. White House dog "Major" certainly has his supporters among the staff, too.

It probably the “Kamala now" brigade that's intentionally bungling their wildfire control jobs. How else can you explain doc cache's four, five, and six?

I have to admit here that I've stopped counting. So has the white house. Yesterday's announcement (on Martin Luther King Day) was the belated discovery of “more pages”. At a Biden private residence.

"Cute as a Kewpie doll" White House press secretary Karine Pierre-Smith DID NOT deliver the following disclaimer: “J[i]ust 5 more pages – this time. Yes (sighs) we ARE still looking. These new ones were also marked top secret, but they actually weren't, No . . I don't have to tell you what the doc titles were. You just have to believe me. These are simply among the thousands of government docs every day which are marked top secret, but only because they contain the names of political operatives who are doing things the public shouldn't find out about. Today's docs had no more stuff about Russia, Iran, Ukraine, China. I swear to God. Oh geez .. I need a drink . .. you can't pay me enough to keep doing this!"[/i]

Have you heard the rumor that Karine Jean-Pierre is leaving her job as Press Secretary? For pete's sake – it's only been one year. Google it – her resignation is an actual rumor. The rats are fleeing the sinking ship. The White House Easter Bunny is probably next. That costumed staffer who pulled Biden away from the cameras during an "egg roll" on the south lawn.

Back to the James Webb space telescope. If I was press secretary for a day, I'd know how to put an end to this dumpster fire. Using over the top humor: [i]“We want to confirm – the ginormous webb space telescope has examined EVERY INCH of the moon in detail. No secret docs found blowing in the wind. Yes, we even did the dark side of the moon, where that chinese robot lander is. No . . we did NOT delay NASA's wildly expensive search for more 13 billion year old galaxies that have already burned out and died. The public vitally needs to know whenever we find more of those . Why!? I'll tell you why. Because these finds provide a reassuring sense of order in the universe. One that is lacking here in DC.”[/i]

And I'd close my press conference by saying “Thanks for listening today”, take off my orange Leeloo curly mop wig (from “the third element” - see my avatar image - which looks like a day-glow version of Karine's 'do) and resign and have a drink.

Thanks for listening today. But I'm not resigning from snarky political posts. At least not until ALL the secret docs are found – Biden's, Trump's. Obama's. Hillary's. Musk's. You just know they're all sweating bullets, and checking their closets, garages, and former offices, right?
My favorite conspiracy theory is that Secret Service agents loyal to Trump are planting them.
@SusanInFlorida Yeah, it doesn't work out as well in practice. But the DOJ has more independence from the White House than other government agencies, even if it's not as independent as we might wish.

Ultimately, Congress has the power of impeachment and removal as a last resort, and of course the people have the power to vote.
SusanInFlorida · 26-30, F
@LeopoldBloom my list of government agencies that ALLEGEDLY are independent, but have been repeatedly accused of carrying out partisan directives.

1. The IRS
2. The FBI
3. Department of Energy (fossil fuel policies)
4. Homeland Security (opposed by democrats when it was formed. they claimed it would be used for domestic surveillance)
5. Federal Reserve and Department of the treasury (manipulation of interest rates to benefit the incumbent occupant of the white house, continuously, for quite some time)
@SusanInFlorida We're about to see performative "investigations" by Congress of at least the IRS and FBI, if that means anything.
Graylight · 46-50, F
And the point you're making here is what? Again.

Yup, Biden has been put in a very bad place, and this "open secret" of shoddy record-keeping should be addressed and managed to minimize these issue across the board in the future. This is not unique to Trump after all.

What[i] is[/i] unique to Trump is [i]knowingly[/i] taking them, taking pains to [i]secret [/i]them from authorities, [i]lying [/i]as to what had been surrendered to them, demanding he had [i]magical [/i][i]powers[/i] he does not, filing motion after frivolous motion, and being so earnest in proving he's right that he's incurring formal criminal charges from the DOJ.

There are two issues at play here. One is office management. One is criminal.
Graylight · 46-50, F
@SusanInFlorida Nobody's ready to read a 1,000 word essay on every imaginary topic your fever dreams can create.
Thorstormbringer · 61-69, M
@Graylight @anythingoes477 @anythingoes477 Unless you are on the “inside” and are privy to the machinations of our out of control excuse for a government, you, nor anyone writing on here, has any idea what should really be classified or not. You are just speculating, period. At this point, and for some time now, our “government” commonly stamps thousands of documents weekly (if not daily) Top Secret whether it is warranted or not, to cover their asses, to hide their mistakes and various other nefarious reasons. It has become more than a daily habit with them, more like an addiction. Stamp, stamp, stamp….
Santos actually invented that telescope. It on his resume. He is actually James Webb.
@SusanInFlorida I think Santos is Russian too. But of course that too varies by the day.
SusanInFlorida · 26-30, F
@anythingoes477 the GOP certainly seems to fail at vetting their candidates. Santos, Herschel Walker. Or is this proof that voters from both parties are simply too dumb to be allowed to pick candidates in primaries?
@SusanInFlorida The ONLY concern the GOP has at election time is can we get enough seats to be in charge. The candiates elected can be blind, crippled and crazy....who cares? If that person can get the votes....the GOP shields them. For years they have played footsie with Qanon...even knowing they redefine delusional......because the delusional were voters that put trump in. And if trump fell out of favor that group would have to vote for someone....so it made sense for the GOP to pretend yo be delusional too. Case in point....Matt Gaetz. He could be charged at anytime with pedophilia based on the testimony of the other guy already in jail who admittted he and Gaetz split a 16 y.o. girl. But if the mantra of Qanon is "if you dont vote for trump that automatically means you screw children". Then the GOP cannot admit that an inner circle Republican actually did screw a minor. So the GOP protects Gaetz.....to cater to the idea that only dems are pedophiles.....to keep trumpers happy. It's all about seats and power.
justanothername · 51-55, M
Yes and Trumps ones were up his ass but they couldn’t find a proctologist that wanted to examine is ass.
SusanInFlorida · 26-30, F
@justanothername best use of unexpected anal fetish in a political thread.
Graylight · 46-50, F
Ok, fair joke. And amusing.
Obviously the Dems as really are prepared to talk endlessly about the next nothing.
@Roundandroundwego Our only hope is that the new House will investigate that too, huh?
@anythingoes477 war in Europe, no single payer, no green new deal. That's bipartisan, baby. Bring on the new steel dossier.
LordShadowfire · 46-50, M
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SusanInFlorida · 26-30, F
@MarmeeMarch its a satire. sorry for any confusion
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