What You Could Buy With $44 Billion.

$9.2 billion - One brand-new Columbia-class, nuclear-powered ballistic missile submarine
$6.7 billion - Buckingham Palace
$5.8 billion - Chicago Bears
$4.7 billion - 10 shares of Berkshire Hathaway Class A stock
$4.1 billion - Chicago Bulls
$3.8 billion - Chicago Cubs
$2.0 billion - Eiffel Tower
$2.0 billion - 1,000 Tomahawk cruise missiles
$1.5 billion - Chicago Blackhawks
$1.4 billion - [i]Wonder of the Seas[/i] - the world's largest cruiseship
$1.2 billion - The Sears Tower (yeah, I know, it's technically the "Willis" Tower now)
$1.0 billion - DisneyWorld and Disneyland
$0.6 billion - Naming rights for the sports arenas in Miami and Los Angeles

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Or you could do what Elon Musk did and buy Twitter and run it into the ground.

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ron122 · 41-45, M

He's making it better. Don't be mad just because Republicans won't be censored.

beckyromero · 36-40, F

@ron122

I think it says a lot when a business doesn't pay its rent and can't afford to buy toilet paper...

ron122 · 41-45, M

@beckyromero You think Musk can't pay the rent or buy toilet paper?

beckyromero · 36-40, F

@ron122 [quote]You think Musk can't pay the rent or buy toilet paper?[/quote]

He's stopped paying rent in the Seattle office and faces eviction and he fired all the janitors in the San Francisco office.

Without anyone re-stocking toilet paper, employees are bringing their own from home.

https://nypost.com/2022/12/30/twitter-employees-using-own-toilet-paper-offices-stink-after-musk-cut-janitors-report/

ron122 · 41-45, M

@beckyromero He most likely wants to leave Seattle and San Francisco. Move everything to Texas.

beckyromero · 36-40, F

@ron122 [quote]He most likely wants to leave Seattle and San Francisco. Move everything to Texas.[/quote]

Then do it honorably. Pay the fucking rent, then move if that's your plan.