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Trump Vows to Plant U.S. Flag on Mars.

It shouldn't be that hard, right? After all, remember as President when he Tweeted that NASA "should be focused on the much bigger things we are doing, including Mars (of which the Moon is a part)."


Hey, who knows. Maybe there's oil on Mars. Drill, baby, drill!


My mom told me Dan Quayle got tripped up on the whole astronomy thing with Mars, too. I looked it up and, sure enough, found this quote:

Mars is essentially in the same orbit. Mars is somewhat the same distance from the sun, which is very important. We have seen pictures where there are canals, we believe, and water. If there is water, that means there is oxygen. If oxygen, that means we can breathe.
- Vice President Dan Quayle
Some more pearls from Dan Quayle's lips:






"I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy - but that could change."

"Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things."

"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future."

"The future will be better tomorrow."

"We're going to have the best-educated American people in the world."

"People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history."

"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe."

"I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican."

"I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix."
whowasthatmaskedman · 70-79, M
@ElwoodBlues I remember the running gag at the time was that with Quayle a heartbeat from the Presidency, there was a Secret Service Agent assigned to him, with orders to shoot him dead if word came that Bush had died.😷
Milkshake · F
he was refering to the candy bar... not the planet...
DeWayfarer · 61-69, M
Well apparently his baby space force project is still doing it's secretive thing as the timing is just about perfect...

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/technology/a-secretive-us-space-force-unmanned-craft-landed-after-almost-25-years-in-orbit/ar-AA145pKL



Looks familiar doesn't it?
Yeah, I think Quayle learned his "science" from 1930s Buck Rogers movies. By the mid 1960s Mariner spacecraft had sent back "closeup" images of the Martian surface, putting the last nail in the coffin of "canals" on Mars. But 25 years later, Quayle still hadn't gotten the memo!
SubstantialKick · 36-40, M
Maybe he will start a colony up there. Bet you his supporters wouldn't hesitate for a second to follow him.
beckyromero · 36-40, F
scrood · 31-35
We will and there are nuclear isotopes which only come from fissile detonation reactions on Mars
whowasthatmaskedman · 70-79, M
Lets hope he takes the flag there personally.. 😷

 
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