Thank you, California

Being back home for a few weeks has been like a breath of fresh air. The geography, the weather, the people. From the desert to L.A. up to Lake Tahoe, it’s a destination state and embodies health, logic and progression. And the agriculture…

Everywhere, eco-mandates and other programs are in effect, you can actually see cars plugged into electric chargers, you can hear parents discussing the difference between mollusks and invertebrates. And no camo like it’s the state color. It’s rationality and people just living their lives.

But it’s a freak state dragging down an otherwise nice nation, so don’t come visit. It’s a hell scape where people try to pull us down, so stay away. All you conservatives who’d rather point and laugh than lend a hand, who’d enjoy all the resources but still complain about the politics, who come with their carnival of election fraud…you’ll want to stay away. Leave out to the rest of us to maintain this paradi—— I mean, this portal to hell.