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Fellow conservatives: Boobs are awesome, but without a brain component, it just isn't the same. Trust me, I married a boob girl. Never again.



Jim: Honey, why don't you call and order us a pizza.
Wifey: Who should I call?

Jim: A pizza place.
Wifey: Which one?

Jim: Take your pick.
Wifey: But what should I say?

Jim: Tell them that you want a pizza.
Wifey: But what if they ask me what I want on the pizza.

Jim: Yeah, I can see how that would become confusing. Just hand me the phone and I'll handle it.

But to get back on a serious note........I spot Patti Jo twenty bucks.

She buys twenty bullets and kills twenty people.

Who should go to jail? Me or Patti Jo?

Watch this video at your own discretion. Your IQ will drop. This is what happens when you vote for boobs over brains.

AOC is interrogating the CEO of Wells Fargo bank. AOC contends that oil pipeline leaks and children in cages at the border, are the fault of banks.

Wait, what? How is it humanly possible that someone can be that stupid? She's a Democrat.

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ron122 · 41-45, M
AOC is the ultimate boob.🤮💩
JimBeam · M
@ron122

It's hard to fathom that people voted for her.
ron122 · 41-45, M
@JimBeam Reading the idiotic things these left-wing nut cases post I can see why they vote for her. They're bigger boob's than she is.
JimBeam · M
@ron122

She has a nice rack and no brains. I can easily see her as the next president of the USA.
nedkelly · 61-69, M
AOC - limited ability and typical of the democrats
JimBeam · M
@nedkelly

She doesn't even know she's stupid. lol
MarineBob · 56-60, M
Gotta love the college educated
JimBeam · M
@MarineBob

Your dog is smarter than her.
calicuz · 56-60, M
This is all for show. She is a Legislator, she could have easily written legislation requiring the pipeline be inspected on a more regular basis and then get federal funds to do so.

As far as the prisons go, she should be looking inward, not outward on this issue. Prisons should never have been privatized to begin with, especially detention centers.
JimBeam · M
@calicuz

Why shouldn't prisons be privatized?
calicuz · 56-60, M
@JimBeam

I believe it's the responsibility of "government" to house inmates. Youu put them in there, you take care of them. No passing the buck, when things go bad.
Just another way for our leaders to get out of their responsibilities.
JimBeam · M
@calicuz

It's cheaper to go with the private sector. Trust me, I worked in a prison. China boasts that they don't have many in prison. True. They just get a bullet in the head. Problem solved.


I asked Tony what he had planned when he got out in a few days. He said his plan was to go back to prison.

This troubled me, because I liked him. The department of corrections is supposed to correct people. It doesn't. He cut her head off. Now he is back where he belongs, and she doesn't have a head.
carpediem · 61-69, M
Let’s face it, she’s the perfect democrat candidate 🤷🏼‍♂️
carpediem · 61-69, M
@JimBeam she's even dumber than Biden. He's old and compromised. She's just an idiot.
JimBeam · M
@carpediem
And she will magically win.
carpediem · 61-69, M
@JimBeam she better buy knee pads
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