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Fellow conservatives: Boobs are awesome, but without a brain component, it just isn't the same. Trust me, I married a boob girl. Never again.

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Jim: Honey, why don't you call and order us a pizza.
Wifey: Who should I call?

Jim: A pizza place.
Wifey: Which one?

Jim: Take your pick.
Wifey: But what should I say?

Jim: Tell them that you want a pizza.
Wifey: But what if they ask me what I want on the pizza.

Jim: Yeah, I can see how that would become confusing. Just hand me the phone and I'll handle it.

But to get back on a serious note........I spot Patti Jo twenty bucks.

She buys twenty bullets and kills twenty people.

Who should go to jail? Me or Patti Jo?

Watch this video at your own discretion. Your IQ will drop. This is what happens when you vote for boobs over brains.

AOC is interrogating the CEO of Wells Fargo bank. AOC contends that oil pipeline leaks and children in cages at the border, are the fault of banks.

Wait, what? How is it humanly possible that someone can be that stupid? She's a Democrat.

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carpediem · 61-69, M
Let’s face it, she’s the perfect democrat candidate 🤷🏼‍♂️
JimBeam · M
@carpediem

Carp, she will run for the presidency and win. If Biden can win, a wombat can win.
carpediem · 61-69, M
@JimBeam she's even dumber than Biden. He's old and compromised. She's just an idiot.
JimBeam · M
@carpediem
And she will magically win.
carpediem · 61-69, M
@JimBeam she better buy knee pads