California Craziness: Now They Want to Ban Diesel Trucks to Fix Racism

[center][big]Now In Dire Need
of Free Clean Electricity
California will be Using Earthquakes
for Power Creation!! [/big][/center]

[b] Magnitude 7 Earthquakes
are Optimal Says Newsom [/b]

"A Magnitude 7.0 Quake will release 2.0 x 1015 Joules of Power or 556 GWh (Giga Watt Hours) which is the Annual energy consumption of 47,000 average US households!" Gov. Gavin Newsome gleefully said as he peddled his Exer-Gen Cycle Generator to Green Power his press conference.

Turning power over to his Tread-E⚡-Mill jogging staff Gavin further explained that 1 Magnitude 7.0 Earthquake will be Required every to 8 to 10 Hours to Produce Enough Green Electricity to Power California!

He also said that Newly Created [b]California Earthquake Making Authority's[/b] powers will be Far Reaching & Unlimited, so as to Forcefully Relocate Citizens that will become Homeless and Jobless due to the expectation of Major Daily Destruction and Ruin everywhere.

There's plans in the works by [b]CEMA[/b] to Tax people in other States that feel the trembling from the continual Earthquakes, "It's ONLY FAIR!" said former Senator Snortle Fartbunder, Now Director General of CEMA. "It's Very Expensive to Blow Up 15 Kilotons of TNT every 8 to 10 Hours for the [b]Earthquake Power Generator (EPG) [/b]to Stop the Unbearable Brown Outs and having to Live in a Desert Without Air-conditioning like Savages!"

Governor Newsome also stated that all State Property Taxes will Double, Sales Taxes will Increase to 39.3%, but that Individual Income Taxes will Only Rise 11% to 68.75% High for most Tax Brackets!

He assured Immigration Activists that, "Illegals will definitely Still be Housed, Fed and Educated FREE
by California when Lovingly Relocated into the Safe New Earthquake Free Zones!"

They can also opt out of moving, as the able bodied are being offered $300K each to stay behind and clear and sort Valuable Recyclable Rubble Materials which will be sold to cover expenses!
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In Further News:[/big]
[b] Most Residences of Hollywood Elites are now ON SALE at Rock Bottom Bargain Prices as they All Cry Out "FUCK THIS!" [/b] and begin to move permanently to just about Anywhere as Virtual Acting and AI Deep Fakes No longer Requires their Presence or Effort to appear in any Movies or Shows!
The Screen Actors Guild is Attempting Negotiations with the new Non Alive Digital / Virtual Actors being Created using Daz 3D Genesis 9® and Reallusion - iClone® by Brilliant Recluse Antisocial Geeks & Dwebs Worldwide.