Victimized Cry-Baby-trump wants a review of documents he stole from the government ("Special Master") but wants taxpayers to pay for it.

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I volunteer as special master.

MarkPaul · 26-30, M

@LordShadowfire One of the women he molested said he likes to be slapped on his fat ass with a rolled-up magazine with his picture on the cover. Will you be able to handle that?

LordShadowfire · 46-50, M

@MarkPaul Sure. It'll make good meme material.

MarkPaul · 26-30, M

@LordShadowfire Well, just so you know...

1. You won't get paid.
2. Your reputation will be destroyed.
3. Rudy already used the hair dye running down both cheeks routine, so come up with something else.
4. You most likely will be subpoenaed, jailed, or find yourself on FOX Noise.
5. "The base" will love you.