I accidentally took home with me some top secret, national security classified documents

But when the cops came I pointed at the boxes and said "I declassify them". There. Now I can't get in any trouble 😇

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Elessar · 26-30, M

But the most concerning this is that this could happen to anyone 😩😩

Imagine, you're visiting the WH and a folder drops from the shelf and falls right into your backpack, what do you do?

/s

sunsporter1649 · 70-79, M

@Elessar Just like sandy berger!

Vivaci

😖 damn! That would be so incriminating…and natural for a Patriot @Elessar

Elessar · 26-30, M

@sunsporter1649 Exactly

Elessar · 26-30, M

@Vivaci Remember the sinking of the Concordia? At the time, the captain left the ship, rather than coordinating nthe evacuation, and while there were still passengers on board. The official excuse was that he tripped and fell in a lifeboat, which coincidentally happened to be his GF's lifeboat. And they say luck is blind

Vivaci

🙆‍♀️What a [b]brave[/b] man….unlike the Titanic captain who went down with the ship…like he was the last man standing…so much ego!!! 🙄

😉@Elessar

Elessar · 26-30, M

@Vivaci Yeah 🥴