Poll: I'm a Republican because-

Poll - Total Votes: 1

I'm a bible-thumper.

It's all about my guns!

I just love being a racist

Proud to be one of Trumps "poorly educated"

Hell, I'm just angry all the time.

I'm an old angry southern white guy

I'm homophobic and anti-gay

I'm pro-life, but support the death penalty.

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reflectingmonkey · 51-55, M

if I were american i would be republican. I disagree with literally everything they stand for but they seem like people who know how to make good cheese. I like cheese.

SW-User

I'm a Republican because I believe in small government except when I don't.

nudistsueaz · 61-69, F

@SW-User You better stay on the fence.

Iwillwait · M

Totally all of those except
2-8

nudistsueaz · 61-69, F

Pro American.

Fukfacewillie · 56-60, M

I secretly want to be fucked in the ass.

houseonfire · 56-60, M

Because I like to eat Fruit loops for breakfast not be governed by them!

LordShadowfire · 46-50, M

Engaging in a mild amount of tomfoolery, I see.

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