Dairy Queen didn’t give me a spoon for my blizzard. Can I sue?

Well, given how petty the legal system is, this might be the scandalous trial of the century. EVERYONE will want a piece of it.

Feminists will find a way to claim it is against women.

BLM will call it racist.

Transgenders will complain that Dairy Queen doesn't have gender neutral restrooms.

Covid-phobes will want to know if you wore a mask and had a vax.

Protestors laying face down in the parking lot chanting "Meet me at DQ".

Religious groups saying it is a sin.

Trump supporters running around in viking outfts.

I mean all hell could break loose!

Maybe a name change to Litigious Charles...

really want ice cream or a shake now.

Doubtful, but you might can get a free spoon on your next visit.

Only a valid lawsuit if they didn't turn it upside down first.

You should cause that's just fucked up

Only if you catch covid-19 as a result.

Not just that you can, but that YOU MUST!!!!

LMAO
It [b][i]was[/i][/b] you!

You should

Yes

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You are a litigious fellow, it would seem. 🤭