This page is a permanent link to the reply below and its nested replies. See all post replies »
zonavar68 · 51-55, M
No you only get Coronavirus because you have sex on an astral plane and get inseminated with evil 'alien demon sperm' while flying high (higher than a kite!). omfg!
sunsporter1649 · 70-79, M
@zonavar68 The aliens at Area 51 are conducting experiments on those kidnapped in portland by the Army, and spreading the kung flu by osmosis