Why does pointing out that all will be fine on April 12th when Trump eradicates COVID-19 trigger SW conservatives?

@independentone It's already spreading like wildfire through retirement homes all over FL, apparently. Since the governor won't disclose accurate infection numbers or body count of the Trump Pandemic, it's hard to say whether the residents don't know, just don't care at all (because hey, at least it's not them!), os some combination of both.

@MistyCee And hopefully as immune to science as my general impression makes me think they are.

The time for "working together" or "understanding their point of view" or just outright not telling them to fuck off forever about everything has long gone.

@daisymay I would ❤️ this 100,000 times if I could.

@Frank52 You know what? You're right. That isn't very nice.

Oh no, I hope that doesn't make him wait another year like the Great Pumpkin!

@Maynard Sure, you do! That's why you came in swinging Rachel Maddow around like she was a quarterstaff, so I can see how in tune you are with all things not-GOP and ready to do battle with people claiming that Trump is doing the best job that anyone in the world to date or in the future could do. He is literally the best person that has ever been. Respect to you and your feeble attempts to din his greatness, no matter how insignificant and utterly futile they will be, libtard. I, at least, can recognize an honorable contender.

It doesn't matter, because he is going to save you anyway. Just as long as you and your state's governor show him the deference appropriate to the station of a hero king like Trump. Don't forget that part, he's a very vengeful ruler and you don't want to get on his bad side. A little bribe never hurt, either, know what I'm saying? If you've got a few 100K set aside, you never know what kind of deal you can strike.

@daisymay
I just hope and pray that this virus lingers far longer than Easter, and kills tens of thousands of people. Maybe then you'll admit that you were wrong for being one of Trump's top cheerleaders!

@Maynard I'm starting to get the impression that you're not really being representative of who your real self. I am here trying to get you to understand how incredibly lucky you should feel and honored at having this great, great man be the PotUS.

It's like you didn't even read one of my earlier posts all the way through. I tried to explain for the very highly unlikely case that a stupid libtard is able to derail the great resuscitation by staying home from work and not finding a new job after their mid-flu-season layoff, you'll need to have that emergency list of elderly relatives ready to hand over so the Trump Death Panel Execution Forces for Economic Improvement can put their final days, hours, and minutes to good use keeping the golden calf idol on Worship, excuse me Wall Street, happy and charging.

I'm trying to keep you from not being able to provide the quo, as it were, when he gives you the quid, know what I'm saying? In these trying times, honest hard-working, attractive, successful real Americans like me need to try to find some kind of common ground with libtards so that we can try to repopulate society. We'll be able to educate the new generations properly on how the pandemic occurred, why it was so devastating, so the risk of associating now with baby-eating, Satan-worshippers (you know, the libs) is one that has to be taken.

We need this economy to be full steam ahead and beyond to get it back up where it is right now within two years of the start of the post-pandemiclypse, after all. I know libtards don't understand that, but maybe MAYBE one day, one of them will be able to have enough grace to humbly prostrate themselves before the Golden Calf on Wall Street and apologize to Capitalism and Trump.

So, again, I say to the true real patriotic believers of Real America, rejoice and fear not! Once April 12th is here, everything that has gone before will fade from memory very quickly as the Great Trumpkin rises for the ribbon-cutting ceremony with a special appearance I don't think I have to name again. He's kind of a big deal with us and Easter is generally associated with him, too. Okay, should I say his name? I probably shouldn't.

Okay, it's Jesus! This is going to be the best Grand Re-Resurrection-Opening ribbon-cutting ceremony ever!!

@Carissimi Fixed on April 12th, according to the President of the GOP and America's Worst Qualities Wrapped Up As One Party.

He’s the President of the United States. @daisymay

@Carissimi Only by official title, it seems. "Blue" states' governors haven't been treating him nice, so, you know, he's not going to be the President for the citizens of that state. Unless the governors start groveling appropriately.