Why does pointing out that all will be fine on April 12th when Trump eradicates COVID-19 trigger SW conservatives?

@Maynard No, I'm taking his words and actions to heart like a good American and trust that, even though he hasn't told us his plan (like when he told opposing forces of our various troop withdrawal timelines) because he doesn't want COVID-19 to find out (they're allied with MS-13 who has a surprising number of moles in the administration), he will obviously have the threat eliminated on or very close to that date, otherwise why would he set that date for America's Grand Re-Re-Re-Re-Opening (I forget the number of 'Re's we've had, but they seem to always come immediately following a GOP-caused recession/depression)?

HE DOESN'T EVEN TAKE A SALARY TO DO WHAT HE DOES FOR US!

Don't you trust him?

@daisymay
Even if Trump did cure the virus himself, I can already see the MSMBC headlines.

@Maynard You're dealing in fantasies while I'm dealing in reality.

Don't be butthurt, and fear not, for your savior is here to assuage that ache! All will be revealed on April 12th, you'll see! The Great Pumpkin will rise up from the pumpkin....oh I mean, Trumpy Babe is going to get up before the sun and go to church to greet Jesus returning with a super huge ribbon and scissors that they will use to drape across America before anyone else wakes up and we're going to be seeing the yugest Grand Re-Ressurection-Opening ribbon-cutting ceremony since those people so long ago (almost a 1/3 of the ENTIRE AGE OF THE EARTH!!) rolled that stone away from the tomb where someone else had stolen Jesus' body three days prior. Trust me, many people are saying it will be the biggest, most beautiful ribbon you've ever seen and we are going to cut it with strength that is only possible with American exceptionalism.

It is going to be glorious, hallelujah! Don't forget to place your bets in the stock market before then, because I tell you what, the money that will be made is going to be extreme, believe me! You do not want to miss this once in a lifetime opportunity.

Oh, and just in case that Obama or Hillary or Soros or the media or any subhuman, run-of-the-mill libtard is somehow able to stop him from doing it, well there WILL be a full accounting, mark my words. Strongly worded and offensive tweets will be twitted! But, also, if that does happen, you're going to need a list of the elderly relatives you have that are still alive and can perform some kind of labor that can be exploited by a capitalist who is still trying to beat other capitalists for the "I WON CAPITALISM" trophy, sorted by those you like least at the top. It probably isn't necessary, given the 100% awesome power of Trump's will to defeat viruses and stuff, but, it never hurts to be prepared, right?

@daisymay

I hate Trump, and all the other racists!

@Maynard Sure, you do! That's why you came in swinging Rachel Maddow around like she was a quarterstaff, so I can see how in tune you are with all things not-GOP and ready to do battle with people claiming that Trump is doing the best job that anyone in the world to date or in the future could do. He is literally the best person that has ever been. Respect to you and your feeble attempts to din his greatness, no matter how insignificant and utterly futile they will be, libtard. I, at least, can recognize an honorable contender.

It doesn't matter, because he is going to save you anyway. Just as long as you and your state's governor show him the deference appropriate to the station of a hero king like Trump. Don't forget that part, he's a very vengeful ruler and you don't want to get on his bad side. A little bribe never hurt, either, know what I'm saying? If you've got a few 100K set aside, you never know what kind of deal you can strike.

@daisymay
I just hope and pray that this virus lingers far longer than Easter, and kills tens of thousands of people. Maybe then you'll admit that you were wrong for being one of Trump's top cheerleaders!

@Maynard I'm starting to get the impression that you're not really being representative of who your real self. I am here trying to get you to understand how incredibly lucky you should feel and honored at having this great, great man be the PotUS.

It's like you didn't even read one of my earlier posts all the way through. I tried to explain for the very highly unlikely case that a stupid libtard is able to derail the great resuscitation by staying home from work and not finding a new job after their mid-flu-season layoff, you'll need to have that emergency list of elderly relatives ready to hand over so the Trump Death Panel Execution Forces for Economic Improvement can put their final days, hours, and minutes to good use keeping the golden calf idol on Worship, excuse me Wall Street, happy and charging.

I'm trying to keep you from not being able to provide the quo, as it were, when he gives you the quid, know what I'm saying? In these trying times, honest hard-working, attractive, successful real Americans like me need to try to find some kind of common ground with libtards so that we can try to repopulate society. We'll be able to educate the new generations properly on how the pandemic occurred, why it was so devastating, so the risk of associating now with baby-eating, Satan-worshippers (you know, the libs) is one that has to be taken.

We need this economy to be full steam ahead and beyond to get it back up where it is right now within two years of the start of the post-pandemiclypse, after all. I know libtards don't understand that, but maybe MAYBE one day, one of them will be able to have enough grace to humbly prostrate themselves before the Golden Calf on Wall Street and apologize to Capitalism and Trump.

So, again, I say to the true real patriotic believers of Real America, rejoice and fear not! Once April 12th is here, everything that has gone before will fade from memory very quickly as the Great Trumpkin rises for the ribbon-cutting ceremony with a special appearance I don't think I have to name again. He's kind of a big deal with us and Easter is generally associated with him, too. Okay, should I say his name? I probably shouldn't.

Okay, it's Jesus! This is going to be the best Grand Re-Resurrection-Opening ribbon-cutting ceremony ever!!