Glue my teeth into my head and sober the fuck up

Go back to sleep.

SCREAM

Undo all the evil she's done, give all her money and possessions away to the poor, have my picture taken kissing President Trump's feet, then go back to my own body. ☺️

I RUN screaming out into the street, shouting, "Someone KILL ME!!!! Please just KILL ME!!!"

Now, if no one responds, I will search desperately for the nearest highway so that I can run out in front of a speeding truck or bus. But then I will say to myself...NO!!! Can't do that to SUCH A MODEL CATHOLIC!!!!!😝🤢

If I haven't got the nerve for that, I would begin to think of all the ways I could eff up AOC, the squad, and Upchuck, and I would carefully plan their collateral termination, like the good little Mafia Princess Pelosi used to be.
And I would write Mike Bloomberg a letter mocking his height...because he is the one funding her.

THEN I would go and get tats ALL over my face.

I keep her asleep she's more use aslee1p

Repent

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Stop eating spicy food for dinner cause that’s a nightmare

grab that life sustaining bottle of vodka

pee (as usual)

Start drinking. That’s the secret. Someone different wakes up as her everyday and they just drink the horror away.

Change my last name to Pepsi, she’ll get republicans voting for her by the trainload.

google who I am?

Do something to piss off Nimbus.

Grab my tits

Call the wife

Shoot myself

Buy some rope

throw myself into a woodchipper out of compassion.