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I RUN screaming out into the street, shouting, "Someone KILL ME!!!! Please just KILL ME!!!"
Now, if no one responds, I will search desperately for the nearest highway so that I can run out in front of a speeding truck or bus. But then I will say to myself...NO!!! Can't do that to SUCH A MODEL CATHOLIC!!!!!😝🤢
If I haven't got the nerve for that, I would begin to think of all the ways I could eff up AOC, the squad, and Upchuck, and I would carefully plan their collateral termination, like the good little Mafia Princess Pelosi used to be.
And I would write Mike Bloomberg a letter mocking his height...because he is the one funding her.
THEN I would go and get tats ALL over my face.
Now, if no one responds, I will search desperately for the nearest highway so that I can run out in front of a speeding truck or bus. But then I will say to myself...NO!!! Can't do that to SUCH A MODEL CATHOLIC!!!!!😝🤢
If I haven't got the nerve for that, I would begin to think of all the ways I could eff up AOC, the squad, and Upchuck, and I would carefully plan their collateral termination, like the good little Mafia Princess Pelosi used to be.
And I would write Mike Bloomberg a letter mocking his height...because he is the one funding her.
THEN I would go and get tats ALL over my face.
