You are running for president. What is your campaign slogan?

Bacon is life, life is bacon.

Do I have to run for President? Seems like alot of work for so little reward ...

Cut government spending.

let's derail this train ~REUBS 2016~

"It can't get any worse"

free chocolate for woman on their periods :p

Lets punch the future in the mouth face

"We're fucked. RUN!"

Kill all idiots