You guys have two choices niether of them great. unfortunately there is no potato on the ballot lol you have a blow hard, egotistical, racially biased lying megalomaniac who has been proven by law to be a crook, or you have hillary who has never been proven to be a criminal, but maybe and may also be a liar and if not did some incredibly stupid things. Now IF YOU DON'T VOTE, DO A WRITE IN OR VOTE FOR A THIRD PARTY NOMINEE TRUMP WILL BE ELECTED. IF YOU DON'T WANT TRUMP THEN YOU MUST VOTE DEMOCRACTIC. It comes down to that very simple equation. it's up to you.
And the potato wins by a landslide!! Hillary calls the potato to congratulate, but only for political reasons, while plotting to turn potato into French fries and cackling as she eats fried potato. Donald refuses to call and instead insults potato on Twitter. And the people of the US live happily for the next eight years.