Please put some non romantic words together to seduce me with

SwampFlower · 31-35, F

I have bbq

leeloh · F

[i] Dear Madam
You will perhaps think it extraordinary that a young man should take the liberty of addressing you without even the formality of a previous introduction. I have to apologize, therefore, and I hope that you will at least forgive me if you cannot confer the favor which I would ask. I have so far seen only through the window of ——‘s store, bit cannot explain to you how great a desire I feel that I should enjoy the very great pleasure of your acquaintance. I might perhaps obtain this, if you allowed me to do so, by means of some mutual friend, but I know of none. There is no alternative for me but a direct request, and I thought it more respectful to make it by letter. It would at this moment, be impertinent to allude further to the great admiration which I have for you, in begging you to give me an opportunity of introducing myself, and I must add of satisfying you of my respectability. I feel that I have already run the risk of causing you annoyance. To have done so would have been a source of deep regret. I trust that you will be so kind as to give me even the slightest intimation of your wishes, and you may depend upon my intruding no further without your permission.

Respectfully, [/i]

If I was a man, I'd dominate the field.

jjoe01

DeWayfarer · 61-69, M

The gnarling riotous undulation of the female Neotrogla curvata as she uses her gynosome penis to penetrate the males diminutive opening can be quite excruciating for the male for the intercourse can last from 40 to 70 hours. Yet the enterplay is more similar to a rape than a any normal form of mating.
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Seductive enough? 😆

Freeranger · M

[shifting my arms as I approach] [i]"Hi, this is my brown lab puppy Sy....I saw you checkin' each other out from across the room." "Would you like to hold him??[/i]