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Rokasu · 36-40, M
It appears my lies have only worsened your modesty.
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@Rokasu PUNISH ME, DADDY
Rokasu · 36-40, M
@SW-User NO. YOU WON'T WIN THIS DAY.
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@Rokasu no, you win, daddy🥺
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@BluntSm0ker don't worry, I always let them have your mum first
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@BluntSm0ker ask her. Go go go go go U_U
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👀 My mom never said that. I guess she knew you would never be mine.
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@SW-User how sweet of you to not hate her.
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@SW-User you want me even more now, right?
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@SW-User You think just because my mom wouldnt want me to have you, that I would suddenly want you super, super bad?
Yes. Yes, I do. I'm getting some xray binoculars to see through your walls. Time to level up my stalking.
Yes. Yes, I do. I'm getting some xray binoculars to see through your walls. Time to level up my stalking.
ChiefJustWalks · 26-30
Lol my ex sent me that exact same meme like 2 years ago
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@ChiefJustWalks it's me, I'm the ex, prove me wrong 😏
ChiefJustWalks · 26-30
@SW-User there's people who would make you an ex? 😮 how rude
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Beardedguy · 31-35, M
Oh yeah thats right i remember ha :) you are awesome
Beardedguy · 31-35, M
@SW-User 💍:) its right here
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@Beardedguy FINALLY 🥺
Beardedguy · 31-35, M
@SW-User yeah finally :) but worth the wait :) 😄
Ducky · 31-35, F
My mom has never said that to me. She's way too serious for the cliché horseshit.
KingofPizza2 · 36-40, M
Wait so my mum wants you even though you’d be best for me? 🤔
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@KingofPizza2 Yes. Yes, wise woman, yes
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you weren’t even born when my mom was alive?
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@SW-User does it matter though?
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@SW-User i guess she could have foretold you
Dainbramadge · 56-60, M
You know it's funny I don't remember Mom ever telling me that.
My mom never told me that.. in fact she’s nigh to being my worst enemy
Degbeme · 70-79, M
I never knew my mother could see into the future. 🤔
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
Wait
my mom wants you?
my mom wants you?
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@CountScrofula who doesn't though?
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
@SW-User True she is but human.
basilfawlty89 · 31-35, M
Then why didn't you accept my proposal?!
basilfawlty89 · 31-35, M
@SW-User if you pass out, I'm stealing your money though.
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@basilfawlty89 your jokes are so good today 😂😂
basilfawlty89 · 31-35, M
@SW-User thanks, I aim to please. And hey, if you die, I can finally get into Mexican sugar dancing.
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How did she know??
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@SW-User I'm sure she did! 🥺
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@SW-User ok I trust that she told you too, so what time should I pick you up?
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@SW-User I thought you knew.. U_U
empanadas · 31-35, M
Only if you search for bigfoot
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@empanadas anything for you 🥺
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@Ozymandiaz sorry, not my fault your mum always liked me better U_U
@SW-User How could she not though???
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@Ozymandiaz exactly!