Netflix recommended this zombie movie to me as a 94% match and it is freaking awfulI feel terribly misjudged
Did you know this conversation was from a real court case? I thought they made it up for this cartoon!
Why not replace your most predictable friends with an app that just serves you prescripted responses?
Did you know if you use silicone gel on scar tissue in the hot climate of Saudi Arabia, u may experience skin rash (28%) and a foul jelly smell (4%)?It's well documented
Forget Kim Jongun and Moon. The better question is who designed these costumes? They are fcking outragreoouuusss lol
I'm looking for a woman who hates long walks on beaches, and sunsetsShould I add that to my dating profile?
We are seeking an experienced and jaded middle manager to hide a variety of daily dumpster fires that plague a bloated dinosaur of an organisation.Must appear in complete control at all times while you're at the office, but you are free to disappear and leave your team to marinate in chaos if things get mildly complicated, as long as you're still around to be the fall guy when the shit really...See More »
Did you know your drivers licence has been made to withstand decades of exposure to the elements, so that if you get murdered & dumped, it survives?yikes. lol
I found a woman who can't get enough of me, the only problem is she is nucking futs.What do you think? Run or stay and hide the bunny?
Would it really be that hard to make a machine that captures your farts as an energy source?I'd be rich
Should we create an AI that is so pathetic and reproachable that all of humanity can blame it for everything?