I stole John Wick's car and killed his dog. Can I stay over at your place tonight?

You certainly cannot. A man who can kill a man with a pen is not someone I want to attract because of his dead dog and bashed car.

You killing his dog is more than enough for me to send you on your way.

Hell no. You on your own.

Babayega!

No you can go to hell for killing the dog, you bastard.

Awww hellz naw you R.I.P been nice knowing you.

uh oh. No way I want to live!