We are seeking an experienced and jaded middle manager to hide a variety of daily dumpster fires that plague a bloated dinosaur of an organisation.

Must appear in complete control at all times while you're at the office, but you are
free to disappear and leave your team to marinate in chaos if things get mildly complicated, as long as you're still around to be the fall guy when the shit really hits the fan. Brown-nosing will be highly regarded.