WowwGirl · 36-40, F
There are male gold diggers too ya know.
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There once was a lecherous coach,
Whose doings I shudder to broach.
His robbing the cradle
Was almost prenatal;
The poaching old coach was a roach.
Whose doings I shudder to broach.
His robbing the cradle
Was almost prenatal;
The poaching old coach was a roach.
Thinkerbell · 41-45, F
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Thank you for BC. 😁
Thank you for BC. 😁
PatKirby · M
Brings to mind this other cradle robber...

French President Emmanuel Macron is married to Brigitte Macron, his high school teacher when he was 15 and she was 39. Brigitte (who was married with children, her daughter was his classmate) divorced her first husband in 2006 and married Emmanuel the very next year.

French President Emmanuel Macron is married to Brigitte Macron, his high school teacher when he was 15 and she was 39. Brigitte (who was married with children, her daughter was his classmate) divorced her first husband in 2006 and married Emmanuel the very next year.
Thinkerbell · 41-45, F
@PatKirby

There once was an improper teacher,
Who made up her mind once to reach her
Improbable heights
As first lady in whites,
With Macron at her side as co-feature.

There once was an improper teacher,
Who made up her mind once to reach her
Improbable heights
As first lady in whites,
With Macron at her side as co-feature.
PatKirby · M
And let's not forget Bring'em Young married 56 times. Must've had a hard time keeping them all happy. At least Bring'em Young University was named after him & his polygamous exploits.


Thinkerbell · 41-45, F
@PatKirby
Oh, I thought the 56 were all at the same time.
Maybe he just liked variety. 🤭
And Solomon, besides being a horndog, was also a poet.
"Thou art beautiful, O my love,
As Tirzah, comely as Jerusalem,
Terrible as an army with banners."
Oh, I thought the 56 were all at the same time.
Maybe he just liked variety. 🤭
And Solomon, besides being a horndog, was also a poet.
"Thou art beautiful, O my love,
As Tirzah, comely as Jerusalem,
Terrible as an army with banners."
PatKirby · M
@Thinkerbell
By the sly smirk on Breed'em Young's face you can tell he's already got his eye on the next one in line.
Brigham Young's house seemed like a Brothel
Him the sole client you can Tell
Secured yes so Many
A youthful young Lady
"Bring 'Em Young" he did often would Yell!
By the sly smirk on Breed'em Young's face you can tell he's already got his eye on the next one in line.
Brigham Young's house seemed like a Brothel
Him the sole client you can Tell
Secured yes so Many
A youthful young Lady
"Bring 'Em Young" he did often would Yell!
Thinkerbell · 41-45, F
@PatKirby
"Bring 'em young" was his motto, I hear,
And at skirts, well, he NEVER would sneer.
They SAY 56
Were his favorite picks;
Old Brigham was surely no qu — r.
"Bring 'em young" was his motto, I hear,
And at skirts, well, he NEVER would sneer.
They SAY 56
Were his favorite picks;
Old Brigham was surely no qu — r.
DeletedAccount25 · 31-35, M
Now do DiCaprio.
RunTheJulz · 46-50, F
@DeletedAccount25
Leonardo DiCaprio: A Limerick dedicated to a truly distasteful soul:
Leonardo DiCaprio: A Limerick dedicated to a truly distasteful soul:
It can be said that Leo is bold.
His girlfriends, well they never grow old.
Once they hit 24,
it’s straight out the door.
And the next girl on deck
Is installed and in check.
Until signs of aging progression
She’ll be replaced in quick succession.
A constant young female rotation,
he’s dated the population of a smaller nation
with absolutely no sign of cessation.
His girlfriends, well they never grow old.
Once they hit 24,
it’s straight out the door.
And the next girl on deck
Is installed and in check.
Until signs of aging progression
She’ll be replaced in quick succession.
A constant young female rotation,
he’s dated the population of a smaller nation
with absolutely no sign of cessation.
BizSuitStacy · M
So disgusting yet funny
TheOneyouwerewarnedabout · 46-50, MVIP
Where ever there is gold…
There be gold diggers
There be gold diggers
WowwGirl · 36-40, F
@TheOneyouwerewarnedabout and a gold mine