What would you do if I smashed your precious cell phone?

well i have more than one..

Take the new spare out of the box.

I'll still keep it. I don't like new phones anymore.

Go ahead, the battery is about shot

My last two phones have been refurbished, but I would still not be happy. And this one here is starting to get a little bad. But it’s still doing a fine job. Specially, for the money I spent. It’s an iPhone 8 +256 GB. Forget what I paid for it somewhere around 150.

I would... carry my macbook everywhere, I guess. It's just a differently shaped phone, really

Dammit i have to redo all my bio Metric info again

We do keep a spare in the house and know how to down load our data from the cloud. If I didn't have a spare, I would pop over to the phone store today or Monday , and pick up a new one.

Would make it harder to get home

You would do that to me🥹 police!

Pay you! I'm tired of this ankle monitor

Id be more annoyed due to the cost of it tbh

Smash your face. Sorry in advance.

Have at it. I rarely use it

Considering it's cost .. It wouldn't exactly be an endearing gesture.