I need someone to talk me down.
I've been waiting half an hour for my laptop to load up. I've tried three times to start it. It's just sitting here. I punched in my PIN, and I'm sitting here staring at my own smiling face my name under it and the little loading wheel. How long do I wait? I've already had seven vivid daydreams of me throwing my laptop to the floor and taking a sledgehammer to it.






