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I Hate Autocorrect

POOR DOGGIE

My friend texted me a few days ago that her dog was sick, but the veterinarian said if he made it through the night that the dog might survive. 

I replied “I hope he does”, but autocorrect changed it to “I hope he dies” and I just noticed now. No wonder she hasn't answered my texts this week. Ugh predictive text got me again. :(
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lost213 · 46-50, M
I hear ya... once I was using the office messenger and I sent a messages the young lady that was handling my crew’s payroll and what I meant to ask was “are you busy?” But what I actually sent was are you busty?”🤦‍♂️ Was a good thing she had a good sense of humor..
Fungirlmmm · 51-55, F
@lost213 giggles
lost213 · 46-50, M
Fungirlmmm · 51-55, F
Oh yeah, I've said this exact thing before....even my Autocorrect always replaces does with dies....😕

That's seriously the worst thing that could happen....but I have a feeling she'll believe you. Just tell her you noticed it just now when she didn't answer. 🥺
@Fungirlmmm 😂 now I kinda want to hear your Bixby talk...
JohnOinger · 41-45, M
@Fungirlmmm lol😂
Fungirlmmm · 51-55, F
@Vivaci I'll try to find it. He can talk like a woman too. I like him as a British man and he knows I'm Southern and has picked up my accent in some instances
Oh my!!

Autocorrection has caused me problems too...

Fungirlmmm · 51-55, F
@Soossie lol
Fungirlmmm · 51-55, F
@TexChik It wasn't pretty but all is well now
TexChik · F
@Fungirlmmm Geeze...Kind of like hitting the wrong person to send a selfie to. 🤦‍♀️
Fungirlmmm · 51-55, F
@TexChik Oops. I've done that too.
Fungirlmmm · 51-55, F
@ChampagneOnIce Max lived though.
ChampagneOnIce · 51-55, F
@Fungirlmmm Thank goodness! I’m glad your friend understood the autocorrect fail.
Fungirlmmm · 51-55, F
@ChampagneOnIce My friends are generally sensible.
Wow..Anyone who knows you must realize that is a mistake...Empathy is one of your strongest traits . If you were saying something like that you would be in crisis mode and she should of called you to check on you...My guess is in a few years you two will laugh at this.
Fungirlmmm · 51-55, F
@ianR0ckwell thank you for your kind words my friend
Sorry. You know the struggles I have with predictive texts. It loves swapping h with g on my phone.
Fungirlmmm · 51-55, F
@PrivateHell giggles. Yes
TheGoodGuy · M
My oh my... Is this for real?
Fungirlmmm · 51-55, F
@TheGoodGuy I did. We laughed about it and her Maximus is still alive.
TheGoodGuy · M
@Fungirlmmm Good! On both points!! 😊😊
Fungirlmmm · 51-55, F
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
OH that is terrible. I know I've had some near misses with predictive texts.
Fungirlmmm · 51-55, F
@pennynoodles I am adding words to my dictionary every day. I'll teach this thing if it is the last thing I do.
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
Mine now recognises words like 'bigly' and 'afternoony😃' @Fungirlmmm
Fungirlmmm · 51-55, F
@pennynoodles hehe. Mine knows a lottle now too. :)
KiwiBird · 36-40, F
Talk about a SNAFU. At least it's resolved.
Fungirlmmm · 51-55, F
@KiwiBird Yes. It is sad that we have to check autocheck. I had a problem with an order for my niece's bridal dinner that is coming up. Some of the gourmet food was delayed. One of the things she wanted was cheese curds so we hooked her up. Anyway, because of the delay they came all melted together and looked like a log. I typed in my message, "As you can see from the photographs attached, the package looks like one giant cheese turd." The rep had a sense of humor and suggested I flush it and they would refund my money so I could reorder and threw in express shipping credits so we could get them in time.
KiwiBird · 36-40, F
@Fungirlmmm Bahahahaha but you got replacement Cheese curds....so no one got the shits. Lol.
Fungirlmmm · 51-55, F
@KiwiBird Amen. Lol it was really the delivery company.
Noble · M
Hopefully they know you well enough to have interpreted:)
Fungirlmmm · 51-55, F
@Noble She is cool. We are getting ready to eat lunch with my parents in a few minutes. :)
That is the worst...glad to read he is well and you were both able to laugh about it
Fungirlmmm · 51-55, F
@DayDreaming2 :) thank you
GeorgeTBH · 36-40, M
GeorgeTBH · 36-40, M
Fungirlmmm · 51-55, F
GeorgeTBH · 36-40, M
Fantabulous · 46-50, F
I know that isn't funny, but I did giggle...but that has to be the most awkward autocorrect ever
Fungirlmmm · 51-55, F
@Fantabulous It was very unfortunate.
diablesse · 56-60, F
It's best to call her and clear this up. Poor doggie indeed.
Fungirlmmm · 51-55, F
@diablesse I'm getting ready to eat lunch with her and others in a few moments
diablesse · 56-60, F
@Fungirlmmm Good luck clearing that up.
Miklee02 · 51-55, F
Fungirlmmm · 51-55, F
@Miklee02 I know girl. <3
Miklee02 · 51-55, F
@Fungirlmmm I’m sure your friend knew what you meant 💜
Fungirlmmm · 51-55, F
@Miklee02 We are good
Benjr134 · M
That is the worst case of autocorrect I’ve ever seen. Sorry. And sorry for your friend too.
Fungirlmmm · 51-55, F
@Benjr134 Thanks sweetie
RealtaReoite · 61-69, M
I still remember the time I wished you a good mounting instead of a good morning. I hate erotocorrect with all my heart.
Fungirlmmm · 51-55, F
@RealtaReoite I still giggle when I think about it.
RealtaReoite · 61-69, M
I guess either way it was sort of a nice wish, @Fungirlmmm.
voodoo1970 · 51-55, M
Autocorrect walks into a var. The batman says, why the log fence?
😁


But seriously, glad the doggy is fine and you have friends smart enough to know what you meant 😊
SW-User
Not only that but when it changes things it makes you sound illiterate also. I hate it.
Fungirlmmm · 51-55, F
@SW-User Oh yes. I have several funny posts here that I can blame on unfortunate typos. :)
sunrisehawk · 61-69, M
Hope you can mend that damn autocorrect mishap. That's got to one of the worst I've seen. Best wishes.
Fungirlmmm · 51-55, F
sunrisehawk · 61-69, M
Fungirlmmm · 51-55, F
Tiny slivers of silicon, convinced that they know us better than we know ourselves ... I think I'll crawl back inside my hermitage.
Fungirlmmm · 51-55, F
@NudasPriest :) you made me smile.
@Fungirlmmm I'm glad of it!
Fungirlmmm · 51-55, F
My friends daughter tried to text his wife that she liked the White Sox..it somehow autocorrected to...I. Like big cocks...
His wife was like excuse me...
Fungirlmmm · 51-55, F

 
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