I Hate Autocorrect

Even though I divorced autocorrect, it still apparently has visitation rights and like many exes, it chooses to make its presence known via broad sarcasm.

If I typo 'me too' as 'metoo' it offers these: me-too, meto, metoo.

And it wonders why I left.

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Heartlander · 80-89, M

Hmmm?

Isn't Meto that guy in Texas who ran against Ted Cruz?

Mamapolo2016 · F

@Heartlander I think that's Beto.

Heartlander · 80-89, M

@Mamapolo2016

Most Beto's I've known called themselves Bet-o rather than Be-to.

When a Texas friend told me they supported Be-to I said, "you mean Bet-o?" They insisted, "No, Be-to!"

I thought then: Sounds like "Me-too for Be-to" would be a dynamite campaign slogan.

Mamapolo2016 · F

@Heartlander Suggest it!

Heartlander · 80-89, M

@Mamapolo2016 Too late.

Mamapolo2016 · F

@Heartlander Silly. He lost. Unless he's having an affair with a llama and it gets found out, he will run again.

Heartlander · 80-89, M

@Mamapolo2016 I think there are a few llama farms in the Valley :) But even so, he'll be back.

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@Heartlander @Mamapolo2016 🙂 Comments on the story are even more interesting stories inside a story.
Thank you both for the chuckles.