I Hate Autocorrect

@Heartlander Silly. He lost. Unless he's having an affair with a llama and it gets found out, he will run again.

@Mamapolo2016 I think there are a few llama farms in the Valley :) But even so, he'll be back.

@Heartlander @Mamapolo2016 🙂 Comments on the story are even more interesting stories inside a story.
Thank you both for the chuckles.

@lasergraph It drives me over the edge when I patiently and faithfully answer 20 'screening' questions and then it hangs up on me or we circle back to where I came in.

Also, most caught on to frustrated users trying to bypass the trauma by pressing 0 and ( wailing) it doesn't work anymore. That snippy electronic voice says, "I'm sorry. You have selected an invalid option. Whaddya, DEAF?"

@lasergraph Notice how those automatic phone systems never have an option that says: "If you want to close your account, press ... , or say 'close my account' ".

@Heartlander 'Zactly. And most often, that kind of motivation is often why I'm calling.

@ABCDEF7 I can only remember accurately things that happened in the last week or decades before - head injury. Since you're too young to be an old friend, the 'memberin' is on you.

@Mamapolo2016 I had the same profile name on EP also, maybe we were friends there. Even if we can't remember we can be friends now. :)

@ABCDEF7 Yes, we can. 😊.