Anyone here have the Apple HidrateSpark Pro with 'sipsense technology' internet-of-things water bottle?
Why a water bottle needs to 'track' a persons drinkage and be an internet-of-things connected device beggars belief, but it's out there. With a price tag that's typically sky high like with all of Apple's extortive cult virtue signalling products.
It uses 'SipSense technology'. 8-) I translate that to 'simpsense technology' in that users will almost universally be women and they will almost universally bit fitness/gym freaks who are almost universally going to be toxic man-hating feminists.
So avoid any woman using such a wank-factor object as she will not be ever interested in you for being you.
Just some Blokes Advice I thought up today after discovering the ultra-wanky product.
It uses 'SipSense technology'. 8-) I translate that to 'simpsense technology' in that users will almost universally be women and they will almost universally bit fitness/gym freaks who are almost universally going to be toxic man-hating feminists.
So avoid any woman using such a wank-factor object as she will not be ever interested in you for being you.
Just some Blokes Advice I thought up today after discovering the ultra-wanky product.
