My fb post today 🤣🤣

For my bday in a week, I have the simplest request: I need help finding a field where no one goes..for me and a friend to reenact the printer scene from Office Space, drink a little with a battery-operated boombox playing "Damn It Feels Good to Be a Gangsta", and shroom out under the stars. If you can provide the boombox, a lot of old junk (stuff that BREAKS SATISFYINGLY that does not include glass or wood: printers, old monitors, etc), old bats, or know of such a field, please let me know? We want to rage against literal machines.