OKWTF2 · 51-55, M
I was stung by a scorpion in bed once. I didn't know what it was when I jumped out of bed till I saw it crawl out from under the sheet I threw on the floor. I got a toy baseball bat to take care of it. After I calmed down a little I went back with a magazine and broom to brush up and throw away the pieces. There were not any pieces to do that with, I pulverized the evil arachnid! Except for a few bees this year have not had anything as traumatic attack.

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@OKWTF2 My year has been quite tame for animal attacks as well.
OKWTF2 · 51-55, M
@catalyst it wasn't too bad, made my lips numb which I thought was weird and of course freaked me out so I couldn't sleep very well. The long term affect is if I ever feel something, a sheet or whatever when I am sleeping I have to get out of bed put the lights on and check it out or I will never get back to sleep.

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Unfortunately I was bitten by a trained police dog... 😫
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@SW-User His owners son froze in fear and I was screaming David, call the dog, David call the dog... He was just a little boy but he could have prevented it if he had not froze!

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@SW-User That's what happened to me since I was attacked...I freeze too. It's understandable. Bottom line I think is that any animal can be dangerous, no matter how domesticated they are. Or trained.

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@SW-User True enough...

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Insects seem to hate me. When I was about 7 years old, a huge grasshopper flew at me and got stuck in my hair. Once when I was taking a shower, a beetle flew into a bathroom and got stuck in my hair.
Maybe they just hate my hair, I don't know 🤷♀️
Maybe they just hate my hair, I don't know 🤷♀️

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@SW-User my god I am literally the Queen Bee

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@SW-User We already knew this 🙄

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@SW-User 👸🏻 🐝
When I was around 11-years-old, I was attacked by a stray dog. :O

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@lauriethecolourful Scary stuff...a big enough dog could mess an 11 year old up.
@SW-User Yeah, for sure. He was going for my neck, but I was smart enough to block it with my arms. Thankfully, a neighbour a few years older than me distracted the dog long enough so I could run away. Remarkably, I still love dogs. Haha

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@lauriethecolourful You’re a better person than me. This past weekend a rabbit bit me and I’ve declared war on the species. When I was out running yesterday I gave every rabbit I saw the finger and yelled at it.

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I was mauled by two dogs when I was 15, had 60 stitches, I was left with a lot of fear after and still feel afraid of dogs I don't know. However that hasn't changed the fact that I'm a big dog lover.
Oh and I was chased down the road in the game reserve by an elephant. Not for the faint of heart.
Oh yes and that stupid horse bit me on my back once.
Oh and I was chased down the road in the game reserve by an elephant. Not for the faint of heart.
Oh yes and that stupid horse bit me on my back once.

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@SW-User Life is rough and tough down here.😂

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@SW-User Where are you dear?

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@SW-User Africa.
catalyst · 31-35, F
My cat ambushed me out of nowhere, clawed my calf. He may be plotting my death... Send 30 more of these furbeasts. Let me die happy.