Have you ever been attacked by an animal?

Were you able to exact revenge with a fork and some hot sauce?

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catalyst · 31-35, F

My cat ambushed me out of nowhere, clawed my calf. He may be plotting my death... Send 30 more of these furbeasts. Let me die happy.

SW-User

@catalyst He probably plans to start a necklace of human fingers. Make sure yours are well manicured.

catalyst · 31-35, F

@SW-User Blood red nails covered in Cheeto dust, sir. I am surrounded by sensitive people and the local grocery store is not selling my favorite brand of coffee. I think it's time to part ways with the earth.

SW-User

@catalyst 😂 Cheetoh dust. I used to deal that stuff on 23rd street. Dangerous client base.

catalyst · 31-35, F

@SW-User I'm...so sorry. I went to school somewhere near 42nd and I hated it. Virtual hug.

SW-User

@catalyst Hug returned. We will get through this. I’ll send you daily motivational memes every day starting tomorrow.

catalyst · 31-35, F

@SW-User I appreciate you. Danke💚

SW-User

@catalyst Nice to know someone does.