Have you ever been attacked by an animal?

Were you able to exact revenge with a fork and some hot sauce?

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Insects seem to hate me. When I was about 7 years old, a huge grasshopper flew at me and got stuck in my hair. Once when I was taking a shower, a beetle flew into a bathroom and got stuck in my hair.

Maybe they just hate my hair, I don't know 🤷‍♀️

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@SW-User Maybe you are mistaking their reverent admiration for hate?

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@SW-User 😔 *feels sorry for all the insects she killed in revenge*

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@SW-User The insect world probably has one piece of your hair that they worship. And they refer to you as Mother.

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@SW-User 🤔 That's actually kinda awesome... Mother of Insects 😂😂😂

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@SW-User In their language you are known as....Bzzzzzzz.

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@SW-User my god I am literally the Queen Bee

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@SW-User We already knew this 🙄

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@SW-User 👸🏻 🐝