The standard bribe, is at least 50% of the Calories..
Persephonee · 22-25, F
@whowasthatmaskedman You clearly know Flash's going rate 🤣
whowasthatmaskedman · 70-79, M
@Persephonee I am a dog person myself. Of course, if flash was a cat it would be different. He would want it all...And thank you for best comment...😷
Lostpoet · M
Promise to split the stash
Persephonee · 22-25, F
@Lostpoet This is the only and correct answer
vetguy1991 · 51-55, M
Share with him
UnderLockDown · M
Share.😆
Pfuzylogic · M
This is the time that the agreed upon “safe” word is used.
Persephonee · 22-25, F
@Pfuzylogic Kind of true. The real solution to the puzzle is to tell him "You're a dog!" and he wags his tail in agreement and is my best friend because I noticed <3
Though being my friend is conditional on my sharing the leftover sausages, of course...
Though being my friend is conditional on my sharing the leftover sausages, of course...
Pfuzylogic · M
@Persephonee
I am certain that you both share excellent taste! 🌭
I am certain that you both share excellent taste! 🌭
sarabee1995 · 26-30, F
Hahaha... Obviously share and enjoy some furry time. 😁
Persephonee · 22-25, F
@sarabee1995 Flash was bought off with being told he's a good dog, and given custody of a cold sausage.
Pretzel · 61-69, M
did my roommate just set up a gard dog for the fridge?

SW-User
Share.
What else can you do?
What else can you do?
Dshhh · M
share, and you secret will be safe
Hugs they also want more calories 😅
HannahSky · F
Obviously the pup wins
Persephonee · 22-25, F
@HannahSky Always.
gdon39 · 46-50, M
I say pet and love him
TheotherAndy · 41-45, M
Take my chances, lol,
InstructHer · 61-69, M
Diet?
BobbyMoeven · 51-55, M
Share 👌
BiasForAction · M
Bribe the secret with some of the calories you seek
DearAmbellina2113 · 41-45, F
Gib himb lots of cuddles and kisses 😘
ImRileyTheDog · 22-25, F
Treat!

SW-User
snuggle
ShaneMckay · 41-45, M
LOL!!
BohemianBabe · M
Pet that good boy!
SethGreene531 · M
Bribe the fuzzy watchman, share some of your calories.
TheOrionbeltseeker · 36-40, M
Depends on his behaviour during the day
Digoutyoursoul · 31-35, F
You're doomed.
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PoeticPlay · 51-55, M
Make a new fat friend. 😜