Breakfast in Bed!

Evening all! Snickers barking that what a time I am having with my Aunty while mommy is away! Just can’t get enough of her delicious new sneakers she brought! In fact, I’m in the middle of a yummy chewy pair right now! So yesterday was brutal. First thing in the morning, I sniffed out a fresh new pair to enjoy:


Mmmmmmm those white Nikes!!!!!! I thought my plan of attack was solid, and I attempted to wrestle them off her feet under the kitchen table:


Unfortunately, Aunty had other plans and the gate was put up, and the scrumptious new Nikes were barricaded in the kitchen away from me:


I eyed them hungrily all day, but didn’t get to have so much as a naughty nibble. Hmmph!


Well, today turned out WAAAYYYY better for me! I woke up this morning and snuck downstairs. My sneaker fetish took over and I dreamt all night about those Nikes. I was so hungry and frisky for them by morning, I could hardly walk straight! I made it down the stairs and peered around the corner into the livingroom:


And thats when I saw them:


Oooooooh yummmm! AUNTY’S JUICY NEW WHITE LEATHER NIKE SNEAKERS!!!!!! She was asleep on the sofa. Looked like she had been watching the TV thingy. Well, I crept over and immediately started licking and chewing on the soft leather toes. I got them good and gooey with lots of warm slimy doggy slobber:


They tasted DELICIOUS and I loved the squeaking and squishing sound they made when I sunk my toofers into all that soft edible leather. Yummmm!!!! I grabbed them both in my jowls and ran off and hid. Later, I snuck one of the Nikes outside in the backyard with me:


My evil plan is to camp out in the backyard and eat it all up for yummy dessert tonight. Then, tomorrow morning I will have the other Nike for breakfast in bed. I already have it hidden upstairs on the bed waiting for me:


Well, good night all and wish me luck enjoying Aunty’s yummy new Nikes!!!!!

Snickers