Evening all! Snickers barking that what a time I am having with my Aunty while mommy is away! Just can’t get enough of her delicious new sneakers she brought! In fact, I’m in the middle of a yummy chewy pair right now! So yesterday was brutal. First thing in the morning, I sniffed out a fresh new pair to enjoy:
Mmmmmmm those white Nikes!!!!!! I thought my plan of attack was solid, and I attempted to wrestle them off her feet under the kitchen table:
Unfortunately, Aunty had other plans and the gate was put up, and the scrumptious new Nikes were barricaded in the kitchen away from me:
I eyed them hungrily all day, but didn’t get to have so much as a naughty nibble. Hmmph!
Well, today turned out WAAAYYYY better for me! I woke up this morning and snuck downstairs. My sneaker fetish took over and I dreamt all night about those Nikes. I was so hungry and frisky for them by morning, I could hardly walk straight! I made it down the stairs and peered around the corner into the livingroom:
And thats when I saw them:
Oooooooh yummmm! AUNTY’S JUICY NEW WHITE LEATHER NIKE SNEAKERS!!!!!! She was asleep on the sofa. Looked like she had been watching the TV thingy. Well, I crept over and immediately started licking and chewing on the soft leather toes. I got them good and gooey with lots of warm slimy doggy slobber:
They tasted DELICIOUS and I loved the squeaking and squishing sound they made when I sunk my toofers into all that soft edible leather. Yummmm!!!! I grabbed them both in my jowls and ran off and hid. Later, I snuck one of the Nikes outside in the backyard with me:
My evil plan is to camp out in the backyard and eat it all up for yummy dessert tonight. Then, tomorrow morning I will have the other Nike for breakfast in bed. I already have it hidden upstairs on the bed waiting for me:
Well, good night all and wish me luck enjoying Aunty’s yummy new Nikes!!!!!
Oh and by the way, something A-MAZING just happened! I had to come inside the house for a minute so Aunty could give me my doggy arf-ritis medicine. Well, while I was in there, I saw that she had slipped on her juicy new blue leather Reeboks that I had been eyeing to devour next:
My naughty sneaker fetish was all too much for me to control and before Aunty knew what happened I was having her Reeboks for a yummy appetizer:
I just couldn’t help myself, and wrestled one of the Reeboks right off her foot and took it outside with me:
All I can say is WOW!!!!! A new Nike AND new Reebok to enjoy outside tonight!!!!???? Talk about one spoiled sneaker monster!!!!!
Snickers here barking that I have just finished devouring Aunty’s new Reebok and new Nike sneaker that I stole and took out in the backyard. Now I’m really frisky and hungry for each sneakers mate that are waiting for me inside the house! Time to go in and eat Aunty’s other juicy new blue leather Reebok off her foot:
Ready to devour Aunty’s new Reebok. I’m just soooooo frisky and hungry for it! Mmmmmmm oooooohhh yuuuuummmmm!!!! I’m in big hungry sneaker monster heaven!!!! I don’t ever wanna wake up from this slobbery sneaker dream!
