i put an add out in the sw want ads.....
need babysitter with lap who is willing to allow my cat to sit on it while i do dishes....ffs i can't kick her off 
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MellyMel22 · F
beermeplease · M
@MellyMel22 we back on the couch again
Jenny1234 · 56-60, F
She just loves you so much, her brother is not that affectionate and cuddly … yet
Captainjackass · 31-35, M
beermeplease · M
@Captainjackass dishes are done and she's back on my lap
Captainjackass · 31-35, M
@beermeplease where they belong.
TheRealBarbossa · 36-40, T
Me me me me! I will do it for free! Pleeeeeeeease pick me!
