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whowasthatmaskedman · 70-79, M
turningthekeys · 31-35, F
@whowasthatmaskedman lmfao
dancingtongue · 80-89, M
@whowasthatmaskedman Or, "it attacked me!"
whowasthatmaskedman · 70-79, M
@dancingtongue Yes. Variations on "It pulled a knife on me. I was defending myself." Dogs are perfectly capable of mayhem. But they always look ashamed after...😷