TheLadyPotato · 31-35, F
I am a sacred potato and soon to be a potato god 🥔🥴
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TheLadyPotato · 31-35, F
@CaptainBard Oops I misread that 🥔🥴 I AM NOT A SCAREDY POTATO 🥔😡 I AM A SACRED POTATO AND THERE IS A DIFFERENCE 🥔😡
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@TheLadyPotato yea yea sure sure 🥱
TheLadyPotato · 31-35, F
@CaptainBard SO DISRESPECTFUL TO YAWN WHILE TALKING TO A POTATO OF MY SIZE 🥔😡
deadgerbil · 26-30, M
Someone said hi to me in public and I ran away
@deadgerbil Flat chested guy in the drugstore blocking you from getting toothpaste? 🤔
deadgerbil · 26-30, M
@OlderSometimesWiser yes but I'm an alpha male, don't you forget it 👊😎
Captainjackass · 31-35, M
Im a ninja cat.
CallMeWhatever · F
Nope, I’m both wise and brave
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@CallMeWhatever 👀👀
CallMeWhatever · F
@CaptainBard bow to your superior
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@CallMeWhatever I need to go get more tomato’s 😒
Lostpoet · M
Only around people
hunkalove · 70-79, M
I'm afraid of you, Bardy. You're a rabid coyote.
XDHyperGirlXD1 · 31-35, F
No but you are 🙄
Degbeme · 70-79, M
Yes, @mindstruggle scares me.
mindstruggle · 31-35, F
@Degbeme
You and Bard 😌
You and Bard 😌
XDHyperGirlXD1 · 31-35, F
@Degbeme i though i scared you 🤨
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@mindstruggle pfffttt
Sapio · 51-55, M
No, I wouldn't say that I am. I have stared death in the face on a few occasions.
GoFish · 41-45, F
in some cases.. eh
fun4us2b · M
No, you are 👀
Justmeraeagain · 56-60, F
Sometimes
empanadas · 31-35, M
I farted
Straylight · F
Ahh! Don’t sneak up on me with these questions!
Nah, just a neurotic cat, well, just a cat basically.
MellyMel22 · F
No 🙄
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
MellyMel22 · F
@CaptainBard Oh no, I’m scared!
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@MellyMel22 knew it 😎
candycane · 36-40, F

























