Adulting sucks big cow ass...

Work, bills an...crap. Broke the heel on my shoe...Dropped my daily Dino in the shitter...walked into a break room to find an empty coffee pot....

I kinda just wanna get day drunk, ponder undiscovered Dorito flavors an draw hearts on shit
half nekkid' in a blanky fort.

Kay.

I'm done.

JamesBugman

My hair needs mowing, so does the lawn. The floors need vacuuming and the birds need their food renewed. The dog is staring at me, needs his walk, he is so good holding his poop for the morning, and I am here wondering how the expression "sucks big cow ass" ever became a thing? Obviously someone has done this before.
Happy Thursday.

Punxi · F

@JamesBugman My my....

That was straight up Word Porn.

Slam a shot glass or two wit' yous....any dat.

Cough..cough..I ah...penned MY "cow ass and the conjunctivitis of sucking" thesis last year.

Punxi · F

@Degbeme Not really my thing. Date a tall...er than me guy though.

Bought wicked pointy pink ones .

Hes a fan.